親愛的大家
Dear All
本學期即將結束
This Semester will be over soon
明天將會有本學期的期末考
Tomorrow we will have the final exam
考試的科目有
the subjects are:
1. 如何避免被Yoshi猴子偷桃式的抄球
how to avoid Yoshi's monkey-steal-peach steal
2. 如何閃過Yoshi像一把刀切入籃下
how to cross-over Yoshi and do a easy lay-up
3. 如何投外線簡簡單單吃掉Yoshi
how to make a jumper to beat Yoshi easily
4. 如何在搶籃板時給Yoshi採芭樂
how to get a rebound over Yoshi's head
5. 如何避免被Yoshi搧個大鍋子
how to prevent being blocked by Yoshi
老師我作人很實在 講話很中肯
外號叫趴趴Yoshi(All-Pass Yoshi)真的是不豪洨
As an instructor, I am a very nice, and very honest man
who also has a nickname called Pa-Pa-Yoshi (Pa is short for All-Pass )
請於明晚準時出現於考場
考不過者請參考下面的youtube
Please be advised to show up in the court on-time
for those who fail these tests should check the following youtube link
Yoshi助教上
Teaching-Assistant Yoshi, Best Regards
怎麼沒附魔戒白袍巫師的
ReplyDelete"you cannot pass"
These tests are so easy.
ReplyDeleteI think I would pass them when I'm a elementary student.